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I’m a car guy. I’ve been a car guy ever since my dad told me about the car he had when he was a kid—a then-not-so-cool 1957 Chevrolet Two-Ten. Well, maybe’s it’s still not so cool.

And I’m a car nerd. I’ve probably read every issue of “Road & Track” dating back to September 1992. In fact, I remember picking it off of the shelf at a pharmacy in Jenkintown and asking my mom to buy it for me. On the cover? A black Jaguar XJ220—a then-technologically advanced, overhyped, supercar out of the financial realm of any normal person. Sure it had 540-plus horsepower and broke the 200-mph mark, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one … and it really doesn’t bother me, as its lines didn’t age well.

On the other hand, a less prominent article in the magazine featured a beautiful Guards Red Porsche 911 RS America. The car was a stripped down 911, simple and plenty fast (though only passably fast by today’s standards). With a price tag of $53,900, in “1992 dollars.” Expensive, but not crazy expensive. The looks and the concept of that car really resonated with me; it made me really want to follow the auto industry. (And you might say the lines on a 911 are aging well.)    

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Getting out of the “Wayback Machine” … It’s a great time to be a car enthusiast. Entry-level and midsize cars are quick, capable and good looking (just compare a Hyundai Elantra or a Ford Focus to any of the junky economy car being churned out in the 80s), and luxury car marques are producing sedans that are exotic car-fast.  Heck, my 9-year-old sedan is only 0.3 seconds slower to 60 than the 911 RSA, which did it in 5.3 seconds. And consider this, the latest Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG and the BMW M5 both pack more horsepower, 577 and 560, respectively, than Jaguar’s early ’90s supercar—and the Benz is even a tick quicker to 60, according to “Motor Trend.” Both are much cheaper than the old Jag too.

The horsepower wars are certainly going strong. Vanilla Camrys and Accords are available with more than 250 horsepower and base Mustangs and Camaros are putting out more than 300 horsepower. And for those worried about $5 gas, hybrids, diesels and plug-in electrics are becoming less “niche,” more mainstream, and perhaps more importantly, less ugly. 

Great times.

In any event, I have been, and will continue to be subscribed to the world of cars. So if you’re like me, stop by each week for some car-centric talk. We’ll be talking about auto trends, car accessories and we’ll be driving quite a few cars too. 

And if you’ve got a car worth talking about or photographing, or know of an upcoming car show in the area (the Northeast Rod and Custom Car Show is coming up later this month in Oaks), shoot me an email at mischa.arnosky@patch.com.    

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Stephen Eickhoff

1:37 pm on Friday, March 1, 2013

I think your dad's 210 would have some draw now if it was a 2-door with a V8. It's harder and harder to find a Bel Air. The lack of the aluminum panel in the wedge is the only clue to the average Joe.

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Mischa Arnosky

7:15 pm on Saturday, March 2, 2013

I think you're right. His car was less gaudy, but I think it had a 283 in it. I wish he still had it.

David Powell

2:00 pm on Friday, March 1, 2013

Car & Driver > Road & Track

;-)

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John

2:20 pm on Friday, March 1, 2013

To bad technology has gone so far, I have a 1969 Dodge Charger R/T thats in good shape....Those were the days....Have a good one....

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Mischa Arnosky

7:27 pm on Saturday, March 2, 2013

You're right about the electrical nannies. Sometimes you just want a drive a car that doesn't have ABS/ASC/DSC ... the list goes on. By the way, my uncle has a '69 'Cuda. Not sure what engine, but I love the Mopars from that era.

ray

2:38 pm on Friday, March 1, 2013

Don't buy the race fuel at the Sunoco on Jacksonville and street road , loaded with h20

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chazg

8:12 am on Saturday, March 2, 2013

I believe this station is closed for remodeling right now. Don't recall race fuel there. Could you mean the Sunoco at Davisville and Street Roads????

Phx08

3:28 pm on Friday, March 1, 2013

I really like that there is a car column now, way to go!

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Man Landers

6:16 pm on Friday, March 1, 2013

I really like your point of view. Look forward to future articles!

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Mark O'Neill

6:41 am on Saturday, March 2, 2013

I'm another car guy, keep up the column!

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Chuck Harting

6:46 am on Saturday, March 2, 2013

another reason to love the patch!!!

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Linda Kilroy

7:44 am on Saturday, March 2, 2013

If any of you car people need a garage for your cars, I have a 625 sq.ft. for rent in Chalfont. $350.00/month. Send me an e-mail if you are interested. ljk522@aol.com

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chazg

8:15 am on Saturday, March 2, 2013

I had a new 55 Chevy 210 white over red and thought it was the coolest car on the road at that time. It was the Del Ray model with black and white vinyl interior.

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Douglas Martindale

8:52 am on Saturday, March 2, 2013

Finally something worth talking about!!!! What's sad is that I remember reading that same issue. Always thought the RS America was a great concept. My biggest frustration with today's cars is that you can't get a stripped down version of great car. The best cars are riddled with gadgets, none of which I ever find I use.

First Car: 1987 Audi GT Coupe (5cyl, Red leather and digital dash)

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Mischa Arnosky

7:33 pm on Saturday, March 2, 2013

It's funny. From what I gather, the 911 RSAs – which were kind of stripped down – are now commanding more money than a 911 C2 of the same year. The badging kind of helps. I hope you still have that Audi GT. They're iconic and I can't remember the last time I've seen one. I had a lake silver Audi TT with a denim blue interior that drew a lot of looks, but was really slow.

Douglas Martindale

8:55 am on Saturday, March 2, 2013

If you are into Saabs, (I've had 7!!), there is a Saab museum even in Philadelphia.

http://simeonemuseum.org/events/saab-spirit-lives-on-show-feb-23rd-mar-17th

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Art Z

10:01 am on Saturday, March 2, 2013

I'M on my 8th (and most likely last) Saab now. An 07 9-5. Had 4 classic 900s (2 base, a turbo and a turbo conv), a 9000 turbo, new generation 900s, 1999 9-5 and then the current one. Great cars, it's a shame GM destroyed the brand.

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Douglas Martindale

10:24 am on Saturday, March 2, 2013

It truly is a shame. We're on our last as well...maybe. I found a 2001 9-3 last of the hatches with only 22K miles. Figure I will enjoy while I still can. I officially despise GM after what they pulled with Saab.

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Mischa Arnosky

7:37 pm on Saturday, March 2, 2013

Thanks for the heads up. I actually met Dr. Simeone at the Radnor Concours d' Elegance a couple of years ago. That museum is quite the asset, and I think I might hit up the Saab exhibit.

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Dan Reynolds

10:08 am on Sunday, March 3, 2013

You should go, great visit, dress warm if going in the winter, its not heated (or cooled) well. Extra fun on a demo saturday!

Jim Foley

11:46 pm on Saturday, March 2, 2013

I sure hope you're a fan of modern American muscle ! We build some amazing vehicles here in the USA that are the equals of foreign exotics $ for $.

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Mischa Arnosky

2:00 am on Sunday, March 3, 2013

Totally agree. The fact that the new 5.0-liter Mustang can keep up with the E92 M3 is proof enough. There's some cost savings for you ...

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Dan Reynolds

10:09 am on Sunday, March 3, 2013

And the Mustang leaves you with enough money for a kidney transplant.... Which you'll need after owning the Mustang. :)

Jim Foley

10:18 am on Sunday, March 3, 2013

Is that from wetting your pants over the joy of driving the Mustang! Like it or not, the performance of the Mustang is equal or better than the more expensive autos from anywhere in the world! And then there is the Corvette and the Cadillac CTC-V ! We are the greatest !!!!

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Jeff Lugar

7:57 am on Monday, March 4, 2013

Yeah, the "performance of the Mustang is equal or better than the more expensive autos from anywhere in the world," but performance is the only area where it holds its own. Otherwise, it's a mediocre car because so much else has to be sacrificed to keep cost down.
Two weeks ago on Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson drove a new Shelby GT 500 several hundred miles and described the plastics inside as "hysterically terrible," bemoaned the manual driver's seat adjustment, and noted that while a Ford Focus at 70 mph is a smooth ride, the Shelby shakes and buffetts like an old Escort. While he admitted the speed is intoxicating, he had very little else nice to say.

Dr AcKulah

10:39 am on Sunday, March 3, 2013

Mustang = little girls cars. You know what they say, "If you drive a stang, it is dudes you will bang"

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Jim Foley

12:04 pm on Sunday, March 3, 2013

WHOA ! I thought this was about cars NOT about our manliness ! I don't equate my manliness to what I drive, but on how I conduct myself.

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Minute Wheener

1:27 pm on Sunday, March 3, 2013

Jim Foley drives a battery powered barbie jeep.

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Haley's Towing

10:19 am on Monday, April 15, 2013

It great to have a car/driving specific column!

-Haley's Towing and Automotive

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